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Saddam Hussein was hanged the early week of January of 2007 at 10 pm EST.

"Well, Steve, did they?"

"Yes, a few transactions ago. It's finished and gone, thank God!"

"Did they cheque the Tikrit abode for the papers?'

"Yes but cypher was found. Don and Dick are annoyance me to try all otherwise manse and even the homes of his chauffeur, dance instructor, craftsman and dentist"

"I essential cognise. John Bake is future out with a book on the US-Saddam plan hostile Iran, wherever too various details are disclosed. We'll outer shell approaching the proverbial manure!'

He cask his come first and overturned his glare of publicity to his 'stay the course', 'surge' and 'victory' files. After an hour, he distinct to go upstair and slice a cracker near the First Lady.

"George, I surmise you, Dick, Don, Condi, Paul and Grouch Bolton will be able to sleep healthy now that Saddam Hussein has away to his own Walhalla. Right?"

"Wrong, First Lady! Saddam could not find interval to move into Wallhalla, which, in casing you forgot, is a Norse bliss wherever warriors, led by beautiful Walkirias are housed so that they can carouse and breathing space from the military uniform of war."

"One in your favor, my Leader. Be that as it may, Saddam and his secrets is no longest about so that a prying correspondent can ask him whatsoever sticky questions in the region of his close affairs next to the US in the 1880s. Seems your colleagues were mixed up in that excessive farce and never-ending it when you invaded Iraq. Am I right, George? Even if I am stunned active the damn Norses?"

The President seemed a bit understood aback, if not embarrassed, upon quick-eared the First Lady's words. He fast reached for a pretzel and took a wholesome lesion. Pretzels, as we all know, donate not singular swallow but more than important, they present a lackadaisical heavens to any tryst or conference. He cask his person in charge and replied:

"Yes, we more or little employed Saddam Hussein during the war betwixt Iraq and Iran. We had, at the time, a especially special hostility toward the Ayatollahs and Saddam was the nearest gun for charter we could brainstorm in the locality. It was a interval when the Western powers began to recognise the exigency of petroleum in the upcoming eld and longed-for to get their safekeeping on some of the sinewy net income that were ready-made in the oil halt."

"Just as I though, War President. What you honourable aforementioned confirms the old spoken communication astir oil; 'You can love, you can toil, but neither love, nor kisses can pulsation the joys of oil!"

The President laughed graciously and continued:

"We had tried to sign up Hussein in Jordan, the old Hassan in Syria, the Egyptians, the Lebanese and even the Turks. No one sought-after to go after the Iranians. Except Saddam Hussein. You righteous had to agree him that Saudi Arabia and remaining Arab countries would remain out of the face-off."

"Who was up to your neck in all this?"

"There is on register. Keep in cognition that Saddam sworn crimes of all kinds and degrees and was considered a intellectual menace not simply to his neighbors but likewise to the full Middle East. His anti-Israel mood were healthy known and helped him recruit fighters from all terminated. He had to be dealt with"

"Yes, we all cognise that, Mister President. But why us? How just about the otherwise 77 tyrants in the world? The Irish Mafia? The Cosa Nostra? The Atlanta Braves? Comedy Central? In the proceeding of Saddam, it would have taken few months to get him to large indefinite amount and rob the prototypal break out of Baghdad and we would have reclaimed trillions of dollars and more important, the lives and capably man of much than 30,000 of our early group. Was it so of the essence to you to get a 'War President?"

"Cynicism and humour will get you nowhere, First Lady. Socrates same much than sometime that 'you must scrape if it itches and that you must tear down your fears it they parcel of land in your doorstep'"

"Socrates?"